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      Keep oakland alive is now Nearby bay area
      Keep oakland alive is now Nearby bay area

      Can I Sit on Your Lap While You’re Pooping?

      $12.95
      ACTUAL QUOTES FROM AN ACTUAL TODDLER TO HER ACTUAL DADAs a single dad, Matthew Carroll didn’t always have someone to share in his frequent laughter and incredulity at the various things his daughter, Morgan, said. Hoping to docu­ment some of her best commentary, Carroll took to recording her choicest quotes on his iPhone when she was between the ages of three and five. He then compiled them chronologically in a small homemade volume for friends and family who, compelled by the hilarious and touching content, encouraged him to share it with a larger audience. Can I Sit on Your Lap While You’re Pooping? is the record of the hilarious, crazy, and touching pronouncements of a little girl, but it’s also the irresistible documentation of the love between a parent and child.

      Nathan & Co. is a retail utopia unlike any other. It's a place where the shopping experience is just as lovely as the loot you leave with, where your name is remembered and the gift-wrapping is always free. It is decidedly modern and chic, but never pretentious and forever fun. You owe yourself a visit to either their Piedmont Ave or their College Ave store. Both institutions in their respective neighborhoods! You learn more about them at their own site or find more of their products right here on Nearby Bay Area. We also carry a range of gift cards from their sister store, Shop Salutations.

      In case you don't love it, this item is returnable within 7 days of purchase.