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      Keep oakland alive is now Nearby bay area
      Keep oakland alive is now Nearby bay area

      Mommy Cusses Book

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      $14.95

      Mommy Cusses is a hilarious novelty parenting book full of tell-it-like-it-is quotes, snarky lists, and too-true anecdotes that will resonate with new moms everywhere.

      For new-ish mothers who need to laugh at the absurdity of parenting so they don't cry, who are looking for a we're-in-this-together sense of solidarity, and who don't have time to read a "real" book, here is a hilarious and highly relatable collection of mom malarkey. There are real-talk quotes, helpful lists (such as "How to Look Like You Have Your Act Together"), "mom-tivities," and quizzes, all delivered with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Packaged in a handy trim size with colorful illustrations throughout, Mommy Cusses is the perfect gift for moms and moms-to-be who need some comic relief.

      Originally a Haight-Ashbury shop in the ‘90s, Happy Trails Home was a much beloved American junk shop with vintage housewares and a range of pop culture goods. After a stint as a buyer at Hot Topic and working as a home decor product developer for many years, the owner Gretchen decided to reinvent the shop into what it is today. Not to worry, the shop has the same happy-go-lucky atmosphere and yes, FREE Bazooka bubblegum with every purchase! Visit the Happy Trails Home site right here, or find more of their products right here on Nearby Bay Area.

      In case you don't love it, this item is returnable within 14 days of purchase.